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How many teaspoons of tea should you add for the pot?

• 1
  2
  3

How should you complain about someone who jumps a queue?

• Loudly, shouting at anyone who'll listen
  In writing, to the post office
  Under your breath

During the hokey-cokey when you've finished bending your knees and stretching your arms what should you shout?

• Thank god that's over
  Rah, rah, rah
  Goodness me I am gasping for a cup of tea

What makes marmite such a valued source of nutrients?

• The jar
  The vitamins
  The British-ness of it

What is Yarg?

• A Cornish cheese
  A type of cow
  A Morris dancer's bell

What story of child beating and wife murder is traditional children’s entertainment?

• The Tweenies
  Winnie the Pooh
  Punch and Judy

What is famously bigger on the inside than it is on the outside?

• The Queen's bedroom
  Harry Ramsden's fish and chip shop
  The Tardis

What was the name of the scientist in Thunderbirds?

• Offal
  Brains
  Giblets

What was Chesney Hawkes' one and only hit?

• Get This Mole Off My Face
  Buddy's Song
  I am the One and Only

The "wrong kind" of what stopped British Rail?

• State subsidy
  Leaves
  Snow

Who was the most antisocial?

• The Krays
  The Krankies
  The Kooks

What was the name of the hamster Freddie Star didn't actually eat?

• Supersonic
  Perky
  Pinkie

What was Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards' day job?

• Electrician
  Plasterer
  Plumber

This Christmas who will George Michael be giving his heart to?

• His Mum
  A park attendant
  Someone special

Rhubarb is a popular British pudding ingredient. But who was Roobarb's cartoon partner?

• Custard
  Goosberry
  Cream

 

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