"Hilarious and wildly imaginative; a scream from start to finish"
Wendy Holden

‘A hilarious parody ... Unspeakable fun’
- New York Times

‘Garcia has a knack for pointing out the absurdities of both the female mind and Tinseltown. And though the situation soon turns hilariously outrageous, anyone who's been on a really bad date can relate. A-’
- Entertainment Weekly

‘Prepare for a twisted tale ... Garcia pushes the limit of laugh-or-gasp fun as Cassandra trains her former dates in the skills of woman-pleasing. Warped? Yes. But who doesn't want a well-behaved man?’ - Marie Claire

‘Eric Garcia has written a great satirical twist on chick lit.’ - Chicago Tribune

‘Sex and the City meets Misery’ - Houston Chronicle