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Do you know any?

Here are some of my favourites:

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got a cricket bat stuck in my ear.
Doctor: Hows that?
Patient: Don't you start.

Why is the Oval cricket ground cool?
Because it's full of fans

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?
Because he'd lost his bat, man

Which birds are the worst batters?
Ducks

11 flies were having fielding practice in a saucer.
They're playing in the cup next week.

Who's the captain of the English Dogs Cricket Team?
Gnasher Hussein.

When Pencil Cricket Club played Paper Cricket Club who won?
No-one. It was a draw.

Why is a bad fielder like Cinderella?
She's always late for the ball.

What has got a long leg, a short leg and 22 arms?
A cricket team.

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray 'n' stopped play

What does Glen McGrath order to eat before he goes out to bowl?
A crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy.

Here's a poem written by Frankie:

An extremely fat fielder called Gough
Was standing at silly mid-off
The ball, hit with some welly,
Bounced straight back off his belly
And the batter was the one carried off

If you've got any good cricket jokes, poems or stories please email them to me at
ohbert_bennett@yahoo.co.uk