Don't Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog

Mitchell Symons

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Published by Doubleday Childrens, part of Random House Children's Publishers UK

Format: Hardback

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EAN: 9780385618663
Published: 1 Mar 2012

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Synopsis

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and award-winning author of WHY EATING BOGEYS IS GOOD FOR YOU.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd!

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Mitchell Symons was born in London and educated at Mill Hill School and the LSE, where he studied Law. Since leaving BBC TV, where he was a researcher and then a director, he has worked as a writer, broadcaster and journalist. He was a principal writer of early editions of the board game Trivial Pursuit and has devised many television formats. Currently he writes an award-winning column for the Sunday Express. Mitchell has won the Blue Peter Best Book with Facts Awards twice, for WHY EATING BOGEYS IS GOOD FOR YOU and DO IGLOOS HAVE LOOS?