Man Walks Into A Bar: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners

Stephen Arnott , Mike Haskins

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EAN: 9780091897659
Published: 4 Nov 2004

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Synopsis

Man Walks Into A Bar is a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down (the book has a 'world's worst jokes' section), this book can service you with every joke you'll ever need.

What do you call an eskimo chav?
Innuinnit

What did the zen student say at the hamburger stand?
Make me one with everything

What's Irish and lives in the garden?
Paddy O'Furniture

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About the Authors

Stephen Arnott is the author of Now Wash Your Hands! a cultural history of the toilet, The Languid Goat is Always Thin, a collection of the world's strangest proverbs, and Eating Your Auntie is Wrong, a collection of the world's strangest customs. Born in Jamaica, he currently lives in Peterborough with his partner and daughter. Mike Haskins is a comedy writer for TV and radio. His writing credits include everything from Smith and Jones and Smack the Pony to Freddie Starr and Russ Abbot. He is the author of Drugs: A User's Guide and lives with his wife and daughter in Norwich. They both enjoy nothing more than a good joke.

Stephen Arnott